Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi

Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana
syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan
teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe
khat."
Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli
re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."

Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."

Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke
marega."

Ek baar ek shayri sunan lagya

Ek baar ek shayri sunan lagya, "Tum uss chilmen sai
jahanko, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko, tum uss chilmen sai,
jahanko"
Ek bola, "Aagai"

Shayar faer bola, "Tum iss chilmen sai jhanko, mein iss
chilmen sai jhankoon, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko mein iss
chilmen sai jhankoon"

Pachai bathaya aadme dukhi ho leya, ar bola ke, "La duo aag
iss chilmen main, naa tum jhanko na mein jahankoo!"

Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage

Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron
laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, "Re bhai ke baat
se, kyon itta rove se?"
Voh aadmi bolya "Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi."

Tau bolya, "To bawli booch iske aage ke tesu bahan lag rya.
Iski to khud kho gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke
laya tha!"

Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar

Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha
bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein
jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,
"Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?"

Seth bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main
uthunga to pher ke hovega."

"Kyun tai moochhan mein ke brake laag ri se?"

Ek pheri nu hoya ke ek cycle walle ne ek budhiya mein cycle bhida di.

Budhiya bolli,

"Re oot tu itni badi badi mooch ley rya se, tanne sharam ni aundhi mere takkar mar di?"

Cycle walla chora bolya,

"Kyun tai moochhan mein ke brake laag ri se?"

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya, "Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?" Hero bolya, "Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"

 

Shaayri

Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."

Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."

Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."

Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."